Imma eat pasta now
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tamabonotchiTitle: A fail'd Fairytale
Fandom: IRL Me/Theinternet
Rating: LOL(Lord owes lemons)
Disclaimer: Not!Fanfic
Summary: Once upon a time there was a series of serial killings of teenagers who overused the phrase One Upon a Time...
Notes: Everything will be explained.
There once was a loser fangirl who did almost nothing with her life. One day in her isolationist school of the female sex, her friend asked her to write a story about drugs, sex, and a female!Germany and Italy in a fairytale. Okay the drugs & sex part was implied but still. So during class one day when they had nothing better to do than put an effort into school work while the teacher was away and made stuff in their notebooks. The fangirl wrote said story but excised the sex and drugs and placed Russia(which is an equal exchange) where female!Germany was only shown as chaste and a little bit aggressive and prince!Italy was actually into drugged girls and only found it weird in an enchanted kingdom of sleeping people that there was no pasta.
Anyways- the page of the scribbled "story" was finished before 3rd period was over, as the girl's friend finished drawing the Nordic countries for the other. They exchanged and giggled insanely at both. The story was then passed around the school(as in their group of 5 people who get it) like drugs or bubble gum.
The girl got the story back, and thought it would be a good idea to type the story up and fix some parts like why-the-hell-would-Russia-just-leave-after-enchanting-the-kingdom-despite-pretty-Baltic-princesses. She mentions it and says she would do it by the end of the weekend, knowing she had no life that would interfere.
But still, she decided not to, being extremely lazy, and thought "I'll just post it later the next week." The idea seemed fool-proof, until the fangirl realized as she looked at the unfinished school work-
She had finals coming up! Well, then, she'll be too busy to type the story up, although not too busy to skip studying for looking at pretty pictures online and then partying the night before the first set of exams.
So she shrugged her shoulders, and decided the fairytale will never be typed up, or if it is, in quite a long time.
She also realized what a waste it was typing this up instead of typing up the actual story- but feels little remorse. Only a pain in her stomach.
(And then she realized she really needs a LOL icon for occasions like this other than the Kanjani8 one)
Fandom: IRL Me/Theinternet
Rating: LOL(Lord owes lemons)
Disclaimer: Not!Fanfic
Summary: Once upon a time there was a series of serial killings of teenagers who overused the phrase One Upon a Time...
Notes: Everything will be explained.
There once was a loser fangirl who did almost nothing with her life. One day in her isolationist school of the female sex, her friend asked her to write a story about drugs, sex, and a female!Germany and Italy in a fairytale. Okay the drugs & sex part was implied but still. So during class one day when they had nothing better to do than put an effort into school work while the teacher was away and made stuff in their notebooks. The fangirl wrote said story but excised the sex and drugs and placed Russia(which is an equal exchange) where female!Germany was only shown as chaste and a little bit aggressive and prince!Italy was actually into drugged girls and only found it weird in an enchanted kingdom of sleeping people that there was no pasta.
Anyways- the page of the scribbled "story" was finished before 3rd period was over, as the girl's friend finished drawing the Nordic countries for the other. They exchanged and giggled insanely at both. The story was then passed around the school(as in their group of 5 people who get it) like drugs or bubble gum.
The girl got the story back, and thought it would be a good idea to type the story up and fix some parts like why-the-hell-would-Russia-just-leave-after-enchanting-the-kingdom-despite-pretty-Baltic-princesses. She mentions it and says she would do it by the end of the weekend, knowing she had no life that would interfere.
But still, she decided not to, being extremely lazy, and thought "I'll just post it later the next week." The idea seemed fool-proof, until the fangirl realized as she looked at the unfinished school work-
She had finals coming up! Well, then, she'll be too busy to type the story up, although not too busy to skip studying for looking at pretty pictures online and then partying the night before the first set of exams.
So she shrugged her shoulders, and decided the fairytale will never be typed up, or if it is, in quite a long time.
She also realized what a waste it was typing this up instead of typing up the actual story- but feels little remorse. Only a pain in her stomach.
(And then she realized she really needs a LOL icon for occasions like this other than the Kanjani8 one)
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Date: 2010-05-17 10:53 pm (UTC)...
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Wait, what? (I wasn't actually offended by anything... it was kind of a joke... You know, never mind.)
ANYWAYS, are you gonna ever put it up here?
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Date: 2010-05-18 12:17 am (UTC)YES I WILL- Maybe.
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Date: 2010-05-21 09:00 pm (UTC)Fine.
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Date: 2010-05-17 11:41 pm (UTC)tis true, but i, as one of your 5 friends, would totally take your fics over drugs.... as for bubble gum... lemmie think on that
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Date: 2010-05-18 12:21 am (UTC)